And I suppose that me being on complete and utter lock down for the rest of my life means one thing.... more stupid messages!
1) When people usually come over to my house, we often engage in wrestling matches. During one such brawl this little guy (He must weigh about one hundred pounds sopping wet.) named Michael Coffee jumped off my drawer and full body blocked me. While being knocked back I did catch him, then lifting his body above my head and proclaiming, "I SACRIFICE YOU TO CROMM!" he was ceremoniously slammed into the floor from a height of about 6 feet.
2) After visiting the gym, I've learned something... Never let the drunk guy near a treadmill...
3) Want to get on somebody's nerves? Try impersonating an animal and attacking them. (You need to be bigger than them.) I'm famous for my "Mantis" and "Chicken" impressions, "Mantis" involves holding your arms like the insect does, then whipping them out to snag passers by. "Chicken" is more subtle, you make a chicken head and beak with one hand. (Hold your thumb and forefinger together, then use plenty of imagination.) Now, make it look at the person and say, "Chicken, chicken..." a few times. (Make sure you open and close the beak.) At this point they're probably ignoring you, start pecking them in the head (Saying, "Chicken!" with each peck.) and see what happens.
4) Did you know there are guys out there who are "regrowing" their foreskin? Men circumcised at birth who now want it back, and quite a few are using natural techniques. (Evidently it involves months of stretching and pulling.) Don't believe me? Use a search engine to look for "foreskin restoration" and take a look. You laugh, but the whole reason to get on this subject is that somebody I know is doing it. (Not a coy way of saying myself, an entirely different male person I know is doing this.) Now, since there is an elastic tip on the "uncut" version - I guess the effect of stretching out an inch or two of new foreskin will look odd. Like one's manhood wearing a hooded sweatshirt or something.
Well, as for that much, you have now been educated! Now go on and share your newfound information with others, go help 3 people now that I've helped you, and you can pick up your homework assignments on the way out... Thank You!
--- George "But that's not a bad thing... That's a good thing!" O'valle