Hey there! I don't know how many of you people were around when I used to do this, but I'm going to start typing out some of my random thoughts again! If you think this is incredibly annoying, then Good, just erase them, if not, enjoy. I just really need to vent because I think I am going insane (again) so keep me in your prayers... I'll USUALLY be sending a thought each day but since this is the first, I'll throw 4 at ya... I feel asleeep...
1) Every now and again, I share my room with my brother. One night, while I was on the phone, he started talking in his sleep. He's laying there on his side and first says, "They changed the bottom..." which is weird, but not alarming right? Then he rolls onto his back and gruffly yells, "...Sons of bitches!" I left him alone.
2) Once I had a nightmare about being eaten by the Michelin Tire man. That one isn't in any of the dream books.
3) Time to introduce everyone to Mr. Simplicity, that's my dad. He's really good at getting down to the root of things, usually in a way offensive to someone but incredibly amusing (it's in his delivery too).
ANYWAY...
We're flipping channels and find a talk show, some women complaining their work's dental plans weren't enough. You know: I'm losing my teeth, it's Burger King's fault that I didn't finish high school and can't afford it on my pay, all that crap. My dad watches this for about ten seconds and belts out, "You want a dental plan? Brush your F***ing teeth!" then starts flipping channels again. Meanwhile, I'm laughing Sprite out my nose.
4) Woman walks into a supermarket and buys:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
The guy at the checkout looks at her and says "Single, are you?"
The woman replies very sarcastically, "How did you guess?"
He replies, "Because you're damned ugly."
Anyway people, I hope you don't feel like you just wasted your time... but ya did... Anywise, take care, peace!
---- --- George