I will now pronounce a bunch of stupid, and perfectually unanswerable questions to all of those here on this message bored: (oops ^_^)
(PS. don't think too long about these...)
--If you throw a cat out of a car window, does it become kitty litter?
--If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
--If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
--Is it okay to us the AM radio after noon?
--What do chickens think we taste like?
--What do people in China call their good plates?
--What do you call a male ladybug?
--What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
--When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
--Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
--Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
--Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
--Why is it called tourist season when we can't shoot at them?
--Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
--Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
--Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
--Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
--Why are cigarettes sold a gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
--Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
--How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
--If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?
--Why is bra singular and panties plural?
--You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
--If a firefighter fights fires and a crime fighter fights crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
--If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
--If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
--If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your head lights on, what happens?
--Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
--Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
--Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
--What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
--Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
--If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
--If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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and so, this concludes my Q & A session; have fun! ^_^